Crab Bucket

Crab Bucket is a simple, one page game designed to emulate the feel, pointlessness, and pain of twitter discourse. You take the role of crabs in a bucket, all of you want to get out, but you can only get out by hurting each other and stopping other people from getting out. The game is interminable, largely pointless, and overtly designed to engender hurt feelings and pit people against each other.

For these reasons, I do not recommend playing this game. Treat it as a lyric game, more about the statement than the experience at the table. It just happens to be fully playable and deeply aggravating!